Friday, February 8, 2008

A white kid tried to punch my balls!!

This may be the craziest story you have ever heard in your life. Some may even think I am making this up. Well, frankly, I'm not. Please remember this as you are reading my story. Well, I'm going to begin. Also keep in mind that you should not skip any parts of this story and jump anywhere. I trust you will laugh after reading this story. Even if you don't, you will at least chuckle. But nevertheless, still a laugh.





It was like any other recess.(Or so i thought.) I brought a borrowed basketball down to the court.(I didn't steal it OK!! Don't even let the thought cross your mind.) So I was getting ready to attempt a 3-pointer, then this freaking 8 year old white kid comes up trying to punch my b0lls!!! ****, i thought. Obviously i didn't fight back coz he was so small. But then the "rest of his gang" charges toward me(or rather, my balls)!! I ran for my poor life. And ran. And ran. Until recess was over. Which meant for 20 whole minutes!!!

So to conclude my story, TO HELL WITH THOSE WHITE CAUCASIAN BASTARDS!!!



Go ahead, laugh.....I won't mind. Seriously.